Pedro,
I write to you to demand column inches in Hot White Junk on an occasional basis.
Your collective requires less American Apparel moustaches and more Honky Outrage and Condemnation.
A yes will provide you with instant oozing gratification in the form of type, ready to mojo onto your steaming blog plate.
A no will result in a handful of parrots and a Toilet Duck Colada.
Choose wisely, peaches. The resultant grief would kill you.
Kissy thanks-
Bäär Rupert
PS Fuck your igloo.
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Cool ton blog!
ReplyDeleteWell said. Merci beau cul.
ReplyDeleteyou're such a schmoozer, shaw!
ReplyDeleteShaw is an idoit.
ReplyDeleteI, on the other hand, am a genuis.
And Bäär will be in the Dam in April, so you better look alive, boy. He'll be schmoozin', not losin'.
God that reads like I should kill myself.